Monster Man's Waifus

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I was a bit hesitant to post this, but now I'm feeling better about myself and decided to cheer myself up with a little ride down my tunnel of love~

here's my waifu chart!~

Nice: Rosalina, haha, do I even HAVE to say anything that hasn't been said about rosalina? I'll spare you my gushing and say she is the most flawless woman I've ever seen (not helping is that she became playable in TWO major nintendo titles! dayum! )

Tough: my little dashie~.......oop wait, she ain't little no more Dashie (as I call her a lot) is of course from MLP:FiM, and say what you want, I'm a brony and I'm proud to be part of the fandom, I felt welcome right away and never felt happier in my life! who was the one to cure my depression? Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrainbow Dash! that sonic rainboom reignited my heart and I was forever changed! so needless to say she and My Little Pony CHANGED MY LIFE! (as for the image, I drew that myself: monsterman25.deviantart.com/ar… though granted I went a little overboard on the legs and I intend on fixing it)

Evil: Golden Queen, my god...when I finally played this game and I got to her, I fell for this gold digger like a ton of bricks...tons and tons of golden bricks so when I trapped her in that trap, I took the utmost care for her in it, made sure she was used properly and never misused at all ........uh, I'll stop now XD haha

Bubbly: Callie, omg I love this squid her bright n bubbly attitude always makes me smile when I turn on that splatoon game and see that smiling face~

Fun: Shantae and Ninjini, oh wow, now THIS is a crime, making me choose between my TOP waifus? Ninjini AND Shantae? both genies? both fun and colorful magic weilders of justice? nnnnnnfff!...YOU CAN'T MAKE ME CHOOSE!............ .... there ya go~ and yes I said TOP waifus, Rosalina is one of my first waifus, yes, but when it comes to ninjini and shantae, oh they hit all the nails and seal the deal for me! Ninjini, she's a giantess genie with massive swords, a bottle of magic and summons orbs of pure magic to explode in your face, when I first saw her revealed for Skylanders Giants, I fell in love INSTANTLY! love at first sight instant! same goes for shantae! a video game series about a belly dancing genie? her having a fanbase that loves her and wants more from her? #shantaeforsmash and a successful kickstarter? my god, she's the best thing to happen to me and I crave more of her everyday! heck I'll even draw more of her myself soon!........man I got a thing for genies don't I

Sexy: Samus.............nuff said, no comment, move on~ samus is bae, space bae, all day, everyday till I die!

Yandere: (I seriously had to look that word up, I don't speak japanese dammit!....though I wish I could) 
again, another tie, Toy Chica and Peacock (or the dubbed Perfect Peacock that my friend drew for me to be precise) Toychi because as scary as the FNaF series is, not only did the lore keep me chained to going back and learning more....the moment I saw that robot chicken standing in the hall....my god....I couldn't look away~ this vixen pulled me in with her enchanting gaze~..........and then I remembered she's a killer robot *screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee* FUCK!!!! KRRZZZ

oh right, and then there's Peacock, basically she's a wisecraking living retro cartoon, which promptly has been given the body of Jessica Rabbit, my god....she can shoot me in the head but I just wanna bury my face in that HEAVING chest of hers now .... *BANG*!!!

#WORTH

Adorable: Jigglypuff




what?....oh haha, this is sorta hard to answer, so to be more accurate, I love jigglypuff for two reasons. one, her placement in smash, she's the lightest character but she can fly in the air so well that she can bombard you with aireal attacks and simply gimp you easily from the stage

and two? Jigglypuff is the reason me and are best bros for life, I met him after finding his old Kirby x Jigglypuff art and we've been best smash bros ever since!

aaaaaaaaaaand suprise, number 3 reason is this: portalmasterdan64.deviantart.c… Maggie, the human Jigglypuff~ ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh she's my ultimate waifu I'll never let her go!


thank you and let me know what you think of my choices and reasons